Lumps From the Left

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Accolades For "Lumps From The Left"

"If Dr. Lumplevin did not exist, we would have to invent him. As we definitely know that he incontrovertibly indeed does exist, I thank all the random selfish genes and mutation processes that brought him about, for his blog has made my godless, purposeless, and accidental existence just a wee bit more bearable." - Richard Dawkins, evolutionary biologist, renown author and atheist.
" 'Lumpy,' as we affectionately call him around the editorial board, really puts the spin on the spin of the Anti-progressive forces seeking to destroy the First Amendment..." -Maureen Dowd, NYT columnist
" His 1970's lectures at Harvard on preconceptualist textual semanticism, and post-colonial dialectical neo-Marxist decontructionism still reverberates in the academic community and have been integrated into my works. This blog is a continuation of those concepts..." - Noam Chomsky, MIT
"Like, totally absurd, you know? I mean, what is this? Reads like a Fellini movie....absurd...." - Matt Damon, famous actor
"One of the sharpest tools in the drawer, in my recent memory since the Great Depression..."- Sen. Joe Biden, off-the-cuff remark at Home Depot