Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Al Qaeda Boycotts Arizona Over Immigration Law

"Jew-inspired Intolerance Must Not Be Tolerated"

A wave of human rights groups like La Raza, CPUSA, ACLU, CAIR, Hamas, ETA, and now, Al Qaeda, along with havens of light, like San Francisco, existing fearlessly in the dark, oppressed landscape of American middle class bourgeioisie values, are joining with many other Progressives in the massively growing "Boycott Arizona" movement worldwide, in response to the racist, crypto-Nazi laws attempting to stem the tide of over 1,200,000 people annually entering into Arizona "illegally."

Al Qaeda spokesman Ali-Baktu Barak made the announcement this morning from Geneva while attending a UN conference on "Tolerance, Peace and Destroying the Anti-Zionist Jew-Monkey:" "We, the holy warriors of Allah, forcefully united against the great Satan and the filthy monkey Jew-dog, stand in solidarity with all progressive peoples around the world against the extremist, Nazi-like discriminatory and anti-progressive racist policies of the state of Arizona. The Jews must be behind this sinister law! The hatred against the kaffir Mexican guest workers must stop immediately. In the interest of world peace, tolerance, and social justice we demand that the US borders become permanently open for all people seeking Allah's will for their lives and for the world or Arizona will face Allah's wrath - we will not visit the state! Ever!"

Underneath dozens of fluttering Che Guevara banners and Mexican flags waving in the Arizona breeze, anti-Arizona protestor and La Raza ("The Race") representative , Raul Espartaco, welcomed the news. "Arizona is worse than Nazi Germany...even worse than the racista USA...The racista gringos are pinche terroristas, extremistas and we welcome all peace-loving people's support in making just laws and for freedom." When asked why he was flying a Mexican flag in support of his right to live and work in the US without papers, he answered,"I love my country and my peoples even though it is a pinche hellhole of corruption, violence, and poverty. That is why I want to live and work here even though I hate the pinche US and everything it is and stands for." "Arizona belongs to Mexico anyway," said another protestor , Anna Marie Guadaloupe, from Sonora. "The gringos stole it from us so all we are doing is stealing it back so we don't have to live in Mexico anymore." When asked how the boycott may effect thousands of restaurant, hotel and other tourist workers of Mexican descent, she answered, "It's all good because here we can go on welfare here and get everything for free and even go home to Mexico to visit our families until these Nazi policies are stopped. Some of us even have our friends cash the welfare checks and send them down to us. I gotta go now, bye."

CAIR spokeman Ibrahim Muhammad Al-Hussein supports the boycott by Al Qaeda too. "Many of our other Islamic brothers have been unduly stopped and searched at airports and elsewhere simply for having a Quran, a heavy backpack, and false passports" he explained. "We know what it is to suffer persecution and hatred simply because of our religion which will dominate and take over the U.S. praised be Allah!!" Arizona state government spokesman Brad Cantrill responded to the Al Qaeda boycott. "We are only trying to protect the borders and uphold standing federal laws, but if Al Qaeda, CAIR and the Democrat Party would promise to stay away from our borders, we might consider dropping some of the harsher aspects of the bill."

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This article gives voice to Al Qaeda propaganda bullshit.And the Democrats??Really??? Come on you really are a jerk off,The democrats should stay away from the borders??? Quick hide your guns!! Ruby Ridge..HOLLA This just serve your own sick agenda..Its laughable,they say genius is border line insane.I think you past over that border!! Bye now have to go!! Gay Bashers are usually gay at heart!!

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